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Are You a Total Klutz? Then Get This Waterproof Kindle

Amazon has a new Kindle device out and it’s a great device. But the important thing, is that it can SURVIVE A COFFEE SPILL.

And that’s what really matters.

It also ups your public-reading sexiness factor by 47%

Some boring, boring tech stuff:

  • The largest, highest resolution display. At 7” and 300 PPI it reads like printed paper, without glare, even in bright sunlight.
  • The first waterproof Kindle (IPX8). Feel free to relax and read in even more places.
  • With Audible you have access to over 200,000 audiobooks. Pair with a Bluetooth device to take the story with you anytime, anywhere.
  • Thin and light ergonomic design. And with dedicated page-turn buttons and adaptive front light so you can read even more comfortably for hours.
  • Keep on reading. A single charge lasts weeks, not hours.
  • Enjoy twice the storage with 8 GB. Or choose 32 GB to hold even more magazines, comics, newspapers and audiobooks.
  • Massive selection, low prices. Find over 5.5 million books including latest bestsellers, Kindle exclusives and more.
  • Prime members read for free with unlimited access to a rotating selection of more than a thousand titles.

I’m Sold, Show Me MoreI’m in the UK, mate

What do you think, Mythographer?