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Quarantine Coupon is Over, Quarantine Time is Still Going On

As soon as the quarantine hit we tried to make it easier for you by just giving out everything for free. Take it all, gobble it all up, if it’ll help you stay home and flatten the curve.

This was two months ago. It was actually very interesting to see some newsletter subscribers object to the blunt emails we sent out advising you to self-quarantine yourselves before the official measures took place. That was before the bloody morons in the US managed to accumulate 1 million confirmed cases.

We hope those of you reading this are safe, or pulling through this unprecedented event. Yes, even the American readers, we like all of you.

Here’s some advice from Paracelsus, your friendly neighbourhood plague doctor.

Also, please understand that even if your country lifts the quarantine measures, you still need to follow physical distancing and wearing masks for a few months. There’s a second wave of infections coming right after summer, there’s historical precedent about it.

We gave out about 7900 ebooks and 1000 audiobooks across most platforms.

It was lots of fun seeing your reactions to the massive giveaway. We got lots of emails and nice comments about it, and we hope that our fiction made and is still making quarantine a little bit easier.

Quarantine in Greece is being lifted 4th of May (May the Fourth be With You!) but it’s still going on in lots of places around the world. Talk is cheap, so we donated a significant chunk of our latest profit to Doctors Without Borders (Médecins sans frontières) Covid-19 Relief effort. You can chip in a few euros if you want.

As for our quarantine coupon, it expires at 1st of May. We know we don’t seem like it, but we’re still a business, after all. You can use the CERTIFIEDMYTHOGRAPHER coupon on our store, just type it in at checkout.

We’ve also added some cool designs on our Zazzle store for face masks, you can see them all here: https://www.zazzle.com/store/mythographystudios

The Smashwords Authors Give Back sale is extended until the 31st of March. You can get most of our stories at 60% off here.

We’re giving you all, yes ALL our audiobooks on Audible for free. There’s no easy way to include them all in a post and this is clunky, but you’re clever, you’ll figure it out. The codes are in this link:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1slrAXRrIfb-QKwkSkESQQFfK4PDVthku

First come first served. Codes updated 30th of April.
Audible COM codes, redeem at https://audible.com/acx-promo 
Audible UK codes, redeem at https://audible.co.uk/acx-promo

And that’s all for now. Join the Mythographers if you haven’t done so already so you can stay up to date and get all the nifty offers.

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Happy Easter 2020

Yes, Easter is this week. No, we don’t care when the other ones take place.

We wanted to let you know that the QUARANTINE coupon will be active until the end of this month, April. That should be enough reading to get you through this whole deal to flatten the curve.

Here it is, Wash Your Hands, Read a Book.

We’ll leave the audiobook codes up there until they’re all claimed. When April is over, and hopefully the quarantine with it, we’ll disable the Smashwords and the other giveaways as well and maybe we can get back to normal.

Also, we have some handy advice against coronavirus from our friendly neighbourhood plague doctor, Paracelsus.

You might wanna check out our Zazzle Store, we added some face mask prints and if you like them, let us know and we’ll add more.

And finally, George made a Venus de Milo wallpaper for your phone where the goddess reminds you to wash your hands every time you pick it up. You can get the images at this post right here.

That’s all for now. We hope you’re okay in quarantine, keeping busy and enjoying stories.

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Paracelsus’ Advice Against Coronavirus

Always read the official guidelines https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public

If you need something to do while in quarantine, check out our coupon code for everything at our shop. https://mythographystudios.com/wash-your-hands-read-a-book/

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Hire a Muse

Are you helping #flattenthecurve and working from home, only to find your productivity plummeting?

Don’t worry!

Hire a Muse, today.

With our patented Muses, you will find yourself being productive and creative like you’ve never been before. Act now while supplies last.

Email us at order@mythographystudios.com and make your case about why you deserve your own Muse.

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Wash Your Hands, Read a Book

We’re hoping you’re safe. Follow the official guidelines, wash your hands, avoid large crowds, stay inside and read a book.

To help you out here’s a coupon code for 100% off on everything at our shop:

QUARANTINE

Add it at checkout if it doesn’t show up.

Seriously, stay home and just chill out with our audiobooks. Help the medical professionals do their job by not overwhelming the system and protecting yourself.

We’re giving you all, yes ALL our audiobooks on Audible for free. There’s no easy way to include them all in a post and this is clunky, but you’re clever, you’ll figure it out. The codes are in this link:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1slrAXRrIfb-QKwkSkESQQFfK4PDVthku

First come first served. Codes updated 30th of April.
Audible COM codes, redeem at https://audible.com/acx-promo
Audible UK codes, redeem at https://audible.co.uk/acx-promo

Everything is free on Smashwords, Nook and iTunes. Get the stories here:

https://mythographystudios.com/smashwords

https://mythographystudios.com/nook

https://mythographystudios.com/itunes

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Celebrating Women’s Day 2020

Once again in 2020, this Women’s Day, we’d like to showcase our stories with female protagonists, strong women, bull-headed ladies and other fine qualities. Here they are:

Just use the coupon code GIRLPOWER during checkout for an extra 10% off on all stories. What are you waiting for? Feel the power.

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Eros Week

This year we have so many stories you can feel things with.

We’re gonna share our love-themed promotions, books, social posts and other relevant stuff you might enjoy on this post. It might get updated a couple of times.

Use the coupon code during checkout for an extra 10% off:

EROSWEEK

Gorgocutie Wants You to Be Her Valentine!

Will you? Vote on the Facebook poll:

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Mythographers We Love: Oedipus Rex Graphic Novel by Nikos Dachris

Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex by Nikos Dachris

Graphic novel by Nikos Dachris of the classic play by Sophocles (5th c. BCE.), also known as “Oedipus the King”, “Oedipus the Tyrant” and “Oedipus Tyrannus”.

King Oedipus pledges to save Thebes from a plague sent by the gods. His instruments will be sharp reason and state authority. But he is haunted by an old prophecy and his path is leading him to a tragic destiny.

The adaptation focuses on the dialogues flowing in the simplest possible language while keeping close and faithful to the original script. The artwork is original, gripping and atmospheric, employing depth, light, colour and detail in good measure for a genuine drama set in ancient Greece.

Independent publication redetermining the relevance of ancient Greek legacy to modern civilisation by making Tragedy available in comics for the contemporary explorers of mythology beyond the study of classics at school.

Get it on Amazon COM

Get it on Amazon UK