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Introducing Tribute Points!

What are those, exactly?

It’s just what we call our loyalty program. For every euro you spend on our shop, you get 1 tribute point. Then you can use 10 tribute points to get a 1 euro discount. Easy as that.

And to reward our current customers, we’ve added a bunch of tribute points already in their accounts!

Login and check to see how many points you have under My Account. Then use them at checkout, there will be a notification asking you if you want to apply them.

If you’re a new customer, don’t fret! You can sign up now, get something from our shop and then you’ll have the equivalent account of tribute points to spend for your next purchase.

This applies only on the Mythography Shop, not on partner sites.

Shop now.

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Quarantine Coupon is Over, Quarantine Time is Still Going On

As soon as the quarantine hit we tried to make it easier for you by just giving out everything for free. Take it all, gobble it all up, if it’ll help you stay home and flatten the curve.

This was two months ago. It was actually very interesting to see some newsletter subscribers object to the blunt emails we sent out advising you to self-quarantine yourselves before the official measures took place. That was before the bloody morons in the US managed to accumulate 1 million confirmed cases.

We hope those of you reading this are safe, or pulling through this unprecedented event. Yes, even the American readers, we like all of you.

Here’s some advice from Paracelsus, your friendly neighbourhood plague doctor.

Also, please understand that even if your country lifts the quarantine measures, you still need to follow physical distancing and wearing masks for a few months. There’s a second wave of infections coming right after summer, there’s historical precedent about it.

We gave out about 7900 ebooks and 1000 audiobooks across most platforms.

It was lots of fun seeing your reactions to the massive giveaway. We got lots of emails and nice comments about it, and we hope that our fiction made and is still making quarantine a little bit easier.

Quarantine in Greece is being lifted 4th of May (May the Fourth be With You!) but it’s still going on in lots of places around the world. Talk is cheap, so we donated a significant chunk of our latest profit to Doctors Without Borders (Médecins sans frontières) Covid-19 Relief effort. You can chip in a few euros if you want.

As for our quarantine coupon, it expires at 1st of May. We know we don’t seem like it, but we’re still a business, after all. You can use the CERTIFIEDMYTHOGRAPHER coupon on our store, just type it in at checkout.

We’ve also added some cool designs on our Zazzle store for face masks, you can see them all here: https://www.zazzle.com/store/mythographystudios

The Smashwords Authors Give Back sale is extended until the 31st of March. You can get most of our stories at 60% off here.

We’re giving you all, yes ALL our audiobooks on Audible for free. There’s no easy way to include them all in a post and this is clunky, but you’re clever, you’ll figure it out. The codes are in this link:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1slrAXRrIfb-QKwkSkESQQFfK4PDVthku

First come first served. Codes updated 30th of April.
Audible COM codes, redeem at https://audible.com/acx-promo 
Audible UK codes, redeem at https://audible.co.uk/acx-promo

And that’s all for now. Join the Mythographers if you haven’t done so already so you can stay up to date and get all the nifty offers.

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Happy Easter 2020

Yes, Easter is this week. No, we don’t care when the other ones take place.

We wanted to let you know that the QUARANTINE coupon will be active until the end of this month, April. That should be enough reading to get you through this whole deal to flatten the curve.

Here it is, Wash Your Hands, Read a Book.

We’ll leave the audiobook codes up there until they’re all claimed. When April is over, and hopefully the quarantine with it, we’ll disable the Smashwords and the other giveaways as well and maybe we can get back to normal.

Also, we have some handy advice against coronavirus from our friendly neighbourhood plague doctor, Paracelsus.

You might wanna check out our Zazzle Store, we added some face mask prints and if you like them, let us know and we’ll add more.

And finally, George made a Venus de Milo wallpaper for your phone where the goddess reminds you to wash your hands every time you pick it up. You can get the images at this post right here.

That’s all for now. We hope you’re okay in quarantine, keeping busy and enjoying stories.

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Hire a Muse

Are you helping #flattenthecurve and working from home, only to find your productivity plummeting?

Don’t worry!

Hire a Muse, today.

With our patented Muses, you will find yourself being productive and creative like you’ve never been before. Act now while supplies last.

Email us at order@mythographystudios.com and make your case about why you deserve your own Muse.

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Wash Your Hands, Read a Book

We’re hoping you’re safe. Follow the official guidelines, wash your hands, avoid large crowds, stay inside and read a book.

To help you out here’s a coupon code for 100% off on everything at our shop:

QUARANTINE

Add it at checkout if it doesn’t show up.

Seriously, stay home and just chill out with our audiobooks. Help the medical professionals do their job by not overwhelming the system and protecting yourself.

We’re giving you all, yes ALL our audiobooks on Audible for free. There’s no easy way to include them all in a post and this is clunky, but you’re clever, you’ll figure it out. The codes are in this link:

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1slrAXRrIfb-QKwkSkESQQFfK4PDVthku

First come first served. Codes updated 30th of April.
Audible COM codes, redeem at https://audible.com/acx-promo
Audible UK codes, redeem at https://audible.co.uk/acx-promo

Everything is free on Smashwords, Nook and iTunes. Get the stories here:

https://mythographystudios.com/smashwords

https://mythographystudios.com/nook

https://mythographystudios.com/itunes

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Celebrating Women’s Day 2020

Once again in 2020, this Women’s Day, we’d like to showcase our stories with female protagonists, strong women, bull-headed ladies and other fine qualities. Here they are:

Just use the coupon code GIRLPOWER during checkout for an extra 10% off on all stories. What are you waiting for? Feel the power.

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Eros Week

This year we have so many stories you can feel things with.

We’re gonna share our love-themed promotions, books, social posts and other relevant stuff you might enjoy on this post. It might get updated a couple of times.

Use the coupon code during checkout for an extra 10% off:

EROSWEEK

Gorgocutie Wants You to Be Her Valentine!

Will you? Vote on the Facebook poll:

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Cherry Christmas From Mythography!

To celebrate Christmas we have a seasonal sale going on in our shop! Use the coupon code CHERRYCHRISTMAS during checkout for a 40% off on all stories! Wow. Thank you, Cherry.

We’re also going to update this post with other Christmas offers we have going on.

Kobo Christmas Promos

The Kobo Holiday/Boxing Week sale is now live!

Sale dates: Dec 19-Jan 1

Here are the links:

AU/NZ – https://www.kobo.com/p/christmasANZ

CA – https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/p/boxingweek19

US – https://www.kobo.com/p/hols2019

Kobo Boxing Week promos, get them here:

Slow Up https://www.kobo.com/en/ebook/slow-up-1

Nanodaemons https://www.kobo.com/en/ebook/nanodaemons

New Cyberpink Short Story

Pickle Pie: Midnight Cravings

Pickle can’t seem to get any sleep during the night, so she tiptoes into the kitchen for a midnight snack. But the others are very noisy downstairs and her craving doesn’t seem to go away. Will she figure it out with the help of Cherry or is it a deeper issue?

A Cyberpink short story.

Warning: Contains explicit content.

Get it on Amazon COM

Get it on Amazon UK

New Cyber Girls Short Story

Influencer: Christmas Balls

When Aphrodite sends her off to a sex convention in Canary Wharf, Eudora makes the flight and shows up. But will she manage to fulfill the terms of her contract, when she has nothing entertaining to show people, when an unusual Santa is hogging all the attention and when her own insecurities drag her down?

This is a Christmas special of the Influencer book series.
WARNING: Contains explicit futanari/hermaphrodite content.

Get it on Amazon COM

Get it on Amazon UK

Christmas Pinups!

Check out the Christmas pinups of the various characters from our stories on George’s DeviantArt account: https://www.deviantart.com/glowleaf2

Or on the Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/pg/MythographyStudios/photos/?tab=album&album_id=3036469093244114

Buko Pie Christmas Pinup

Amazon Subscription Christmas Offers

This is the best time to try out an Amazon subscription, either Kindle Unlimited or Audible.

US Kindle Unlimited link.

US Audible Gift Membership, make the perfect gift.

UK Kindle Unlimited link with 3 months free trial.

UK Audible Subscription with an Extra Free Audiobook.

Smashwords End of Year Sale

Christmas offer: Smashwords End of Year Sale, 25th of Dec until 1st of January, 2020. Get it all here: https://mythographystudios.com/smashwords

Get the stories from our shop: