When your corporate overlord tells you to post something, you post it. We got an email basically saying, promote this, or else. We don’t really wanna know how many delivery drones will fall on our heads if we don’t comply.
So here are the Black Friday Deals, running from November 17 till 26.
I have no idea what Black Friday is. Is it like Garfield’s Mondays or something? No? Never mind.
What can you get?
- A pretty wiretap for your house, called Echo.
- A smaller version of the pretty wiretap. Echo Dot.
- A smartplug for your pretty wiretap. Nanodaemons galore: TP-Link Smart Plug.
- A smartwatch you don’t actually need! Remember, these can testify against you in case you get arrested now. Samsung Gear S3 Smartwatch
- A smart TV. EXACTLY what Big Brother predicted, at an affordable starting price of $300!
- And so much more!
If you’re in the USA:
Or if you’re in the UK:
Check out our new release, Saturna, on all stores.