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MYTHOLOGY LOVERS, IT’S YOUR SEASON

🔥 Grab the gods, monsters, and mortals you crave — on sale all July!
📚 From dark retellings to spicy epics, Mythography books are up to 75% off
🩵 Summer or winter, the myths always burn hot


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Check Out Eudora the Cyborg Influencer’s New Look

New shiny cover. Same erotic shenanigans.

Eudora’s numbers are crashing. One week she’s the hottest cyborg on the feed; the next, sponsors vanish and followers swipe past without a glance.

Desperate to claw her way back, she’s offered a radical new prosthetic—one nobody else on the Net has seen. The catch?
 The upgrade costs far more than she’ll ever earn.
 Her best friend keeps pushing her to do it anyway.
 Installing it will rewrite everything she is, on-screen and off.

If Eudora finds the money, she might own the trend cycle again.
If she hesitates, her channel dies for good.
Either way, the moment she says yes, the life she knows is over.

Fame has a price. Identity is the payment
Read Cyber Girls · Book 1 Now
for Free at https://mythographystudios.com/books/futagen/

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Get Your Free Short Stories at the Store!

Choose your gift from a selection of short stories. Available at cart totals over 10 and 20 euro, just pile on those books and you’ll see the selection at checkout.

We are constantly adding more stories, but there is plenty to go around.

You can start by getting the Antigravel Omnibus of any of our best-selling titles:

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Fast Grab: Pickle Pie for Free on Amazon for a Limited Time

Blood Runs Pink

Rollerball meets GLOW in this bloody mess of a sport story.

When a bankrupt armourer ends up owning a second-rate jugger player, he decides to go for it. But will he manage to even turn a profit, when he knows little about the game and its seedy world, when the opponents play dirty on and off the field, and when the game’s popularity grows with every player injury and death?

Do you wanna watch the bloody game of Cyberpink? Do you wanna meet Pickle Pie? Then read this exciting story where popularity is queen and blood runs pink.

CONTENT WARNING: 18+

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Ditch the Glasses

Tired of having to wear your Shared Augmented Reality glasses all the time?

Now you can swap them out for our new Veil-enabled® cybereyes. Just save your spot in line, giving Apollo Medical permission to access your stored medical data and assess your compatibility with the program. Then, when you get the acceptance email, just visit your nearest Apollo Clinic and swap those pairs of orbs out!

With Apollo Cybereyes® you get:

  • Always-on, 5G broadband connection to the Veil*.
  • Crisp lens clarity, almost like the real thing!
  • Free surgery and installation if you bring your old pair of Hermes Veilglasses® and exchange them for the new Apollo Cybereyes®. Just like cashback, only better.
  • Your choice of any natural eye colour as well as extreme ones so you can stand out from the rest.
  • To use them underwater.
  • To access people’s public Agora profile automatically, anytime, anywhere!
  • To record, live-stream or take snapshots with default gestures and programmable commands.
  • To connect to your Personal Area Network with your phone and other implanted/wearable devices for maximum compatibility.

Hurry up and sign up

*By signing up to the free Apollo Cybereyes® you agree to the use of your field of view for promotional material.

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Announcing the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales

Read the Cyberpunk Fairy Tales, a unique twist on the classic stories you grew up with. Sometimes dark and disturbing like the Grimm stories, other times new and relevant to the modern age.

This is Volume 1, containing:

  • The Impossible Quest of Hailing a Taxi on Christmas Eve. A modern retelling of “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens.
  • Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree. A modern retelling of “The Fir Tree,” by Hans Christian Andersen.
  • Ariadne’s String. A short story based on the myth of the Labyrinth.
  • Berenice’s Hair. A cyberpunk short story, the myth of Coma Berenices retold.
  • The Little Match Girl. A cyberpunk retelling of “The Little Match Girl,” by Hans Christian Andersen.
Get it on Amazon COM Get it on Amazon UK Get it on Amazon DE Get it on Amazon FR Get it on Amazon ES Get it on Amazon IT Get it on Amazon NL Get it on Amazon JP Get it on Amazon BR Get it on Amazon CA Get it on Amazon MX Get it on Amazon AU Get it on Amazon IN Get it on Kobo Get it on Smashwords Get it on Nook Get it on iTunes Buy on Scribd Buy on Playster
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Pay Tribute to Our Corporate Overlords With the Prime Day Deals

Prime day is here, and we all have to buy something.

Find Prime Day Deals on Amazon.com

Find Prime Day Deals on Amazon.co.uk

 

What can you get, you may ask?

You can get a smart lightbulb that will refuse to turn on unless you have paid your subscription!

You can get a button that instantly orders more of one product, the designers casually ignoring the presence of children and pets in the world!

You can start the smart home of your dreams, the stepping stone to a horrible existence where you scream at the unresponsive devices that have gotten you locked outside (hopefully) or worse, inside your home with no way out!

You can get a cute little wiretap for your home that speaks! It can also provide evidence to court in case it is needed to prove that you did, in fact, abuse your wife before she murdered you with the steak knife you got as a wedding gift!

You can get a smart babycam with unplugged exploits so that paedophiles can watch your cuddly little baby!

You can get a video doorbell that can definitely get hacked to make you think your grandma is visiting instead of a group of burglars!

You can get a smart TV that watches you back while you sleep on the couch, tracks your viewing habits and reports them all in neat little packages back to ad agencies!

This is one we actually suggest you get, the Audible deal:

Seriously, that’s the only offer that’s actually good enough to get immediately. And perhaps a Kindle so you can read our stories in comfort (We got a Kindle Fire 10):

That’s all. Go buy something. Not the Kindle Unlimited deal, we don’t offer our titles in that (it requires exclusivity.)

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New Audiobook Stories! ?

We have three (3!) new stories on audio format right now.

Here they are:

Speaking in Bubbles, a short but very punchy story beneath the Aegean Sea

Gorgonise Me, where a piano melody can stop your heart

and,

Where a Spaceship Goes to Die, where a French girl learns what lurks below the furthest point in the ocean.

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Update on Available Paperbacks

This is a quick post to inform you Mythographers about which titles are available on paperback.

Here they are, your favourite stories in lickable, sniffable format:

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New Cyberpunk Paperbacks Available!

Hey, no one said you can’t browse instagram while reading

Just like we said on our End of the Year Course Correction post, we’ve published two titles in paperback format! And we do what we say dammit, even if it’s only half the time.

So, here they are, two of our best stories in sniffable, tearable, lickable format:

Or you can just go download them right now like the impatient dude or dudette you are: